Sunday, November 30, 2008

An Obituary to my Cell Phone

E51 died (stolen) on 30-11-2008 at a bus stand in Mysore(India).

He was bought somewhere in January by his owner, The ChaosMonger. He served as a therapist (awesome metal collection), a guide(wifi enabled, which allowed me to suck the free bandwidth out of college WLAN), a friend(who never complanied, other than battery charging ofcourse) and above all a wonderful phone.

He survived 4 crashes and yet worked well. He was a companion in my supposedly "patentable " Acedamic Project. He worked as hard as me and my project associates..... staying awake with me till 3 a.m while I run trials after modifing the code(no compiler available, PyS60)). He even served as a running platform for another project group(my friends' J2ME project). I, His sole relative and his dad pray to the almighty F.S.M that he gets treated well by his future dad(who that cocksucker is). He will remain loyal to me even after parting (phone gets locked if you remove the SIM).... but the someone will find a way around and erase all my memories from his 128 MB RAM.

He will soon be replaced by a very cheap replacement. If mobile phones have a heart/soul/watever then I want my baby phone to know that I may adopt a new phone but his place in my heart will never be replaced by any other phone(no, not even a Vertu). Hope the guy who stole you from me dies of cancer (I am an unforgiving animal). I have cursed him with every curse that I knew. Although I always wanted to write a program to reveal your connected IP address (if using the internet), I could not find a way to automate it.

Your accomplishments will never be forgotten by me and my friends who have come to know you. Hope you forgive me (crap! I am almost in tears now.... ). Will miss you buddy... farewell... Godspeed.



Jan 2008-Now 2008.

Friday, November 28, 2008

The Prof.Sandaime I know

Naruto freak that I am, I just cant help compare the characters that appear in the manga(Japanese Comics) with the real people that I come across. One such person is Prof. Stephen Vadakan. He always reminds me of Sandaime Hokage of Konoha, the god of all ninja's. Coincidently Sandaime's nickname in the manga is Professor. I've learnt a lot from Prof. Vadakan... definately not the bookish knowledge. I just love the way he looks at things, his approach to problems. Sadly I came to know him during the last semester of my undergraduation. I'll always miss his guidance.... I still remember the words that he spoke to me when I was all low : "Never have that feeling of inadequecy.Never, Never. It is an insult to yourself...and it is an insult to me as your teacher."

I've heared rumors that he is leaving the college.... If this is true then all I can say is that it is not his loss, it is a loss for the institute where he taught and a loss for the students who will be deprived of his guidance. I finally get to publish this long pending post which was saved as a "Draft" from the past 3 months.

Final words of Sandaime in the manga: "When the tree leaves dance, one shall find flames. The fire's shadow will illuminate the village, and once again, tree leaves shall bud anew."

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Fact of the month

This just showed up on my google homepage:

Although it is never mentioned in the Bible, archeologists and religious scholars believe that Jesus was vegetarian.

Pretty cool, eh? I don't eat "food with a face" [Phoebe rocks!]....feels good.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Are Human beings born stupid? Well, some are...

Well I'll try to cram up max stuff within the minimun time that I have.... dont mind people, this is the best I can do. Lets dive into the theme.....

Are some people born stupid? Do they like to be stupid? Pretending to be stupid maybe.... This is what one guy working in the same company as I do had to say. I demand someone gas this scumbag (mustard, nerve...anything as long as he dies). Even a chimpanzee is smarter than this guy.

"General Question/doubt ..
What is the cost for sending one e-mail from our mailbox and who pays and who actually gets paid for it.
I’m asking this question because of the chain mails we get which say “Every time you forward this it will add 5 cents per email ID to AOL and they will deposit it into my bank account. This will help *********** ”
Just wanted to know how this works??

Stupidity is your birth right, go grab it son! I have serious doubts on the success of Homo sapiens as a species. How long will I have I have to wait for artificial intelligence? Damn!

I take this opportunity to announce that Season -2 will start soon [rejoice mortals] long as there are stupid assholes in this world I'll never run out of topics to blog about. Sayonara.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Quote of the month

"Isn't it sad how some poeple's grip on their lives is so precarious that they'll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional truth."
- Calvin, One of the most amazing charecters every created.