Thursday, February 28, 2008

A better world

I had been to INCIDENT 2008 today( annual cultural festival of nitk). Lively and vibrant atmosphere it was.... the prelims of the quiz was pretty decent i must say. Workoutable questions they were, as amit verma would put it.

"A good quiz question is one in which, even if you don't know the answer, you can work it out through clues given in the question. Workoutable, thus, is not just about knowledge but also about problem-solving" - Amit Verma .

I wish each quiz was of this standard, @least. Homo posteriors are often crippled by such quizzes coz they are used to the "fact based" quizzes ( thats for the high school kids, losers. Grow up!). If u dint know what a fact based quiz is, don't worry, I'll tell you. Its the one where you have questions that would require you to recall facts from your memory. Human brain is reduced to the state of a storage device.

What is the capital of Washington? ( can it get any dumber?)
What is the Chandler's middle name? (yea, the guy from FRIENDS who tries to be funny)
How many pubes did Harry Potter have when he faced Voldemort for the last time?

There were plenty of quiz enthusiasts .... the finals was a bit boring though. But it was good nonetheless.

Are you thinking that after being surrounded by Homo superiors all day(plus a good quiz), I am happy ? HELL NO! It just reminds me that i'll go back to the dirty dungeon very soon, surrounded by worthless losers who should have been eliminated from gene pool long back but have somehow managed to escape the Natural Selection. Into Hell,away from the better world....

Note: People who make fun of Star Wars can ESAD. May the almighty FSM give you a decreshendo. May he turn you into a decrepid man.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

New tag line for the blog

Latin fever is i thought of catching up. Here I am with a Latin tag line of my blog: "Basium meus puga pyga, terrenus!"
TheChaosMonger kicks ASS! now more than ever!

On this Holy occasion ( blessed by the Almighty FSM himself ) i ask the stray readers (who accidentally visit my blog, hail Google!) to also check the "Man"ly Blog section. I'll add more as and when i discover.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

System sucks more than paris hilton

Another round on semester results announced today, yet another disappointment. ( Whoa! did that come as a surprise to u?) Assholes win, i lose. My Asshole theory wasn't wrong after all. The universe loves mediocrity.

Every "good for nothing jackass" scored better than i did. Y? because the system in place is not meant to evaluate anything but mediocrity. U are better than the rest n u show it in your answer paper....surprise, surprise! The system punishes u. He he ha ha.

Muthas who cant write a decent Java/C++ program score better than me. Its not about knowing the programming languages, their syntax n stuff. Its all about how well u can innovate using them. Solve problems and improvise. The exams heavily emphasizes on memorizing skills. U cant mugg up?! You are dead.

It seems to me that if i participate now in a race, as one and the only participant, I'd still not get the first place.
[ Reminds me of the song "No tears by Scarface"...yeah, the motherfucka song from Office Space]

One little piece of advice for people like me who find themselves in the wrong place among the wrong people:
A Eruchîn, ú-dano i faelas a hyn, an uben tanatha le faelas.

The next time someone calls me a genius or some shit like that, I'll slap the motherfuker. Coz people with high content n average marks don't deserve to be called so.

Am i jealous?
Hell yeah! I've got every right to be jealous.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Todays Quote of the Day kicks ass!

Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately. - Scott Adams

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Standard of TV content in India

4 hours of sleep has driven me into the nether of conscious.... I've turned into a zombie now . Waooaa! But it was worth it. I spent my free downloading hours watching the Emperor Of The Sea, its a Korean mega serial and it kicks ASS! The story is great, OST is awesome and the cast has done a wonderful job.... hats off to the team! No wonder it was one of the most successful serials in Korea. This is also telecasted in Doordarshan on Sundays 11:30 am.( Nostalgic? hope u guys still remember the state owned broadcaster) I wonder if India will ever see anything close to the quality n scale of this Korean drama.

India television is in such a pathetic state....yuck! The so-called Reality shows are plaguing the every TV channel. The news channels will show anything these days..... the discussions on a Hindi news channel (which is getting the best news channel award for the past few years) is so lame that i feel like pooping out of my mouth..... fucking retards corrupting the entire nations thought.
Read this post by Amit Varma:
Well, the breaking news translates into: Amitabh Bachchan catches cold.
Jesus Christ! What the hell are v supposed to do if he catches cold? .... can u believe that this got broadcasted as a breaking news? In a country where where thousands of children never see the face of the school and a million more people go hungry to bed everyday, does this crap deserve to get any attention??

Sample News Excerpts from the Future:

A monkey and a dog caught having sex in Delhi.

Scientists say they have developed organs in lab: Paris grows boobs on her forehead.

Britney says she wants to swap her boobs and butt cheeks.

Discussion on prime time television: Penis Bombs: Is that a possibility?

Note to the readers ( if there are any) : I will not be able to update the blog frequently due to other commitments.... but i will not neglect it.