Monday, May 19, 2008

My Letter to Elisha

Dear Elisha Cuthbert,

This is to bring into your notice that after having a look at your Hawaiian photos, I, as a responsible member of Openly Pervert Association for Straight Men(OPASM) am terribly disappointed. You are "out of shape"....and this is unacceptable.

I would like to remind you that you are no longer subject to your own will. You have to give serious consideration to the expectation of all the horny men out there who expect you to take care of your formerly "hot" body. In the greater interest of men and OPASM (n other such organizations of pubic interest....oops! public, sorry. Ignore the typos), I ask you to take immediate action and restore balance before your negligence causes irreparable damage to our lives.

Thank you.

Yours ____fully,

1 comment:

A comeback-roopeshrn said...

Ha ha..good one dude.Yeah she's one of the hot girls with a hot body that we have in town.Unfortunately not much of her is seen offlate.Miss the great looks of hers in girl next door..Elisha pls make a comeback..