Saturday, May 24, 2008

Indians, The Chauvinistic Morons : Part 2

Coming back to Chauvinistic Morons ..... thought of garnishing the previous post. Johan Thain of Merrill Lynch took home $84 million. Well, can we now hear voices that Indians are grossly underpaid? Even Rupert Murdoch of Newscorp took $24 million.... this 77 year old media mogul is married to Wendi Deng, who happens to be 37 years younger than him. I wish i were a billionaire.

Lets check out some other creeps.... Indian minister of state for Human Resource Development. This is what he had to say in rajya sabha about India's research and higher education system: "12% scientists and 38% doctors in the US are Indians, and in NASA, 36% or almost 4 out of 10 scientists are Indians. " If that was not enough: "34% employees at Microsoft, 28% at IBM, 17% at Intel and 13% at Xerox are Indians. " Looks like someone flicked something from an email forward.... all the above facts mentioned by the minister are blown out of proportion. Indians will do anything for self glorification.

I am not done with these Chauvinists yet.... They still have to deal with my final blow. Check this out: Condoms 'too big' for Indian men. A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men. This however will not deter Indians as we still are on our way to race ahead of China and become the most populated country. Although I did not participate in the survey, but my participation would've definitely turned the tide in Indians' favor.

Now, for the final nail that'll hit the coffin..... This is what Durex manager had to say "A large number of South African men are bigger and complain about condoms being uncomfortable and too small". Ha ha hahaaaa..... LOL people. Looks like someone should be jealous now.... does this cure the chauvinism?


life is good said...

hmmm a mastermind behind this ?
gud work

pai said...

too good for indians buddy.. dont u worry we will become some day.. lol

TheChaosmonger said...

thanks.... n pai, plz make ur blogger profile public. It will be easier to identify u.