Thursday, January 17, 2008

The Rise of Assholism: The Spoilt Bitches

First we have Paris Hilton getting Woman of the Year award and then the rumors of Britney Spears planing to get converted to Islam and settling in Pakistan.

I sometimes wonder, why are people so stupid? Are they pretending to be stupid? Or maybe they think being stupid is "cool".

Asshole Trivia: In Feb 2006, Paris was approached by an Indian director T.Rajeevnath to play the role of Mother Teresa.
Whao! How about granting sainthood for Osama. "Thou shall bombeth the Americans" - Osama, chap 6, verse 5)

I think the director has lost it......another victim of the incurable cranial-rectal inversion. Casting a bitch like Paris in the role of Mother Teresa? Damn! Hope the director realized that it was a serious movie about a great soul who did lot of selfless social work for the under-privileged and not a soft porn mallu movie.( Fans would love to see Paris co-starring Shakeela)

Now, commin to Britney. She better behave herself in Pakistan.
Few words for Britney: Watch out for the Fatwas,bitch.....n no wearing "MILF in the making" T-shirts, unless u want to get your boobs chopped off.

This brings us back to the quintessential question: Is the collective intelligence of lesser mortals good enough to decide the fate of the greater Humanity???
Answer: FUCK NO.

My Asshole theories are proven right again, for I am Darth Fartius, The Wise.

1 comment:

FSM said...

Funny ! Touched by my appendage i see ..