Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The rise of Assholism: The Religion - 2

Now, now....everyday tends to be worse than the previous. Guess His Highness King Murphy was right after all. Murphy Philosophy: "Smile... tomorrow will be worse".Back to bloggin now:

U guys ever heard of evolution?? yeah, the same theory that goes like: once upon a time, long long ago there was a single celled organism and man along with other forms of life on earth "evolved" from it.

No theory is perfect...2+2 maybe 4 on earth but it may not be the same in every corner of the cosmos [m not jokin people]. But then, man's quest is all about finding answers to the "existential mysteries" that have been bugging him for around 7 thousand years.....or at least getting as close to the answers as possible. Evolution is one of those theories that get us closer to the answer than ever. Who knows, it might jut get better?

Sadly though there are plenty of assholes around who believe tht evolution was not the way it happened. There are creationists who believe that a super natural being, whom they call "GOD", created the universe and life....GOD comes in different flavors, u can pick the one u like. Then there are cowards who have come up with "theory of intelligent design"....they say evolution might be the answer but it wouldn't work out if there wasn't a divine hand to facilitate it.....that is, god didn't allow monkeys (our ancestors) to have sex with camels or bears. Wondering what would happen if monkeys mated with bears? Well, we'd be having pubes all over our body. [ how cool can that be??]

This reminds me of SOUTHPARK, yeah the one which had Richard Dawkins. This is what Mrs.Garrison had to say to the class about evolution.

Mrs. Garrison:"Now I for one think that evolution is a bunch of bull crap. But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this:
In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this retard-frog-squirrel and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded
offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations."

I am LMAO.......Boy, southpark kicks ass!

Some people can be so retarded that u just can't help but feel pity for them. I once remember reading somewhere about a die-hard catholic who believed that earth was 6000 years old. When asked about the fossils and other evidence all he said was that the almighty GOD deliberately planted the so-called evidence in the right place so tht humans would discover them and create an ass out of themselves. (how stupid!) This would also allow GOD to be selectively nice to the people who believed in "HIS" message (the holy texts).... others as always would have to burn in the eternal fires of hell.

How lame can people be sometimes..... fucking lusers.

1 comment:

The Rebel said...

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