Thursday, January 10, 2008

The rise of Assholism: The Religion - 1

Aaahhhh.... here we are, facing the doom of our times. Hope is bleak....but its still there. I assume u guys must've been bombarded with conspiracy theories of different kinds.....about 9/11, doomsday cults, secret organizations n all tht shit. What I am goin to tell u ain't a bull-crap theory like the ones u know or what u've heard of. This one is real, fuckin real.

A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
Coitus is a musical instrument.

Now, that sounded funny rite? What would u say about a person who really believed in the above statements?
Would you call him/her ignorant? jackass? moronic retard? a fucktard?

Look around you. U'll find people comming in all varieties....but among them u will find the breed of religious fanatics, lunatics.These are the people who pose real threat to existence, both yours and mine. They have abandoned rational thinking and reasoning. Ignorance is bliss to them(literally though).

Have u heard of people who believe that the earth is 10000 years old? people who claim man never landed on the moon? How about this: Earth is carried on the shoulders of 4 elephants standing on top of a giant turtle which is in turn is supported by giant serpant. Sounds cool, huh? Well this was just a sample of religious idiotica.

Why is the greater part of humanity absconding from the reality? Can they not see the evidence? Does the truth hurt them so much that they still prefer to live by their prehistoric beliefs? They are happy to live inside their cosy bronze age cocoons. These cocoons have come to be known as "religion".

[To b continued........]

1 comment:

kittmaxx said...

Yoohoo!!