Friday, November 30, 2007

Orkut is banned shit

Ok assholes, m tired explianing this to each one.... guess all of 'em have emptied their brains. So here is the procedure....

Tht malware is written in autohotkey script. Does not deal much a "damage" as such....it only shows that there r plenty of lusers out there in the world who own a computer n use internet.
Nicely written, i must say.... whoever has written this is a smart ass.
You get messages like "Orkut is banned you fool, The administrators didnt write this program guess who did?? MUHAHAHA!! with title ORKUT IS BANNED".
Variants of the malware (does not deserve to be called a virus or trojan) have come up.

What this Script does?
Copies itself to either C:\heap41a or %temp%\MsData , both the directories r superhidden.
Runs among the proceses as svchost, under the user's name (probably).
Probes for new devices in the machine.... usb drives r the favourites . when found copies itself.
keeps a backup in system32 as winlogons.exe (note the name, its not winlogon.exe).

Contents of heap41a and MsData:
svchost.exe , drivelist, monitor, MicrosoftPowerPoint.exe (superhidden), autorun.inf (superhidden)....and maybe some other shit.

  • To remove,first terminate the svchost.exe which operates from heap41a or MsData [ if u do not know how to do this then u deserve to suffer...i hope your box crashes, die luser ].
  • Then quickly remove the heap41a or MsData folders or all the data in them.
  • goto system32 n remove winlogons.exe.
  • goto regsitry n delete the entry that contains with winlogons.exe (if it exists.)

This should do the work.....if u dont know how to delete from the registry n where the system32 directory is then u can ESAD.

NOTE: Try using your brains the next time u get infected.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Roshambo: The most Xtreme Sport

This is an unbelievable video.... i wonder what kind of balls it would take to indulge in this sport. Balls of steel will do, titanium will be better. Its called Roshambo, perhaps most extreme sport in modern times. Rules are pretty simple, last man standing wins. Watch the video for the “real” action.

I would suggest Indian Government to come forward n promote this sport. One Roshambo club in every town: this may well be the one stop solution for India's population crisis.

People don’t seem to show much of a liking to contraceptives here, esp condoms. Condoms are used everywhere except for birth control. Some of the other uses include: building water proof roofs, for constructing the roads (mixed with bitumen)......whats next? Bullet proof jackets?!


Faint hearted men r not advised to watch this coz u may end up with your balls in your mouth.





Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Scary Farter-5

Sorry chaps for keeping u waiting for soooo long.... no readers, no comments, no inspiration to blog. U get the correlation?



Ok, comming back to Scary's sissy adventure....lemme pick it up from where i left:

Scary now comes learns of Boobus Bumbleboore's deceit. He realizes that his principal has turned against him for the greater good of humanity. Scary plans to kill Boobus before he can cause any damage.

Boobus was a Gay. He fell for a guy named Spindlebald, who was a janitor at Fagwarts[ Love is blind, it sees no status ]. They often met at a location deep inside AppleFart forest outside Fagwarts, for they did not want the world to know about their relation. Unfortunately Scary's intel sources give him a tip off about the meeting that was scheduled that very day.

Scary, the sick bastard that he is, along with a bunch of lusers plan a perfect murder. They would kill Boobus in the forest so that Spindlebald would be held guilty for it.

More to follow in the next post......

Monday, November 26, 2007

Origin of Religion

"With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."
- Steven Weinberg
Nobel Prize in Physics,1979.


Religion, God, Faith.......these have claimed more lives than anything else in the history of mankind. These have been the reason for mans greatest inhumanity towards mankind. Yet people have not learnt anything.....
Tolstoy once said "Religion is the opium of masses". Had Tolstoy been alive today, I am sure he'd re-phrase it: "Religion is the plague of mankind" or maybe worse. [ how about H5N1? AIDS? ahhhh... Testicular cancer ]

They say human brain is wired in such a way tht it needs a "GOD". Let me elaborate this for u mortals:
The questioning ability first appeared in our ancestors who were either bushmen/herdsmen. It is since then man has pursued the answer to questions like "What is the purpose of existence?" ,"Why are things the way they are?" and others.

Our brain functions in strange ways..... It needs answers to such questions using its logic, reason n comprehension. What if it did not get answers to some questions? What if its analysis fails to give an outcome? The Answer is simple: Create an answer that would answer the question. Twist the answers, tweak it, mould it....but get a perfect explanation for the "existential mysteries".

This is were religion comes in. Carefully formulated n manipulated for centuries to give answers that would be acceptable to each one of its followers.

It is high time that mankind realizes that our fate is not bound to codes set by some herdsmen.

Sadly, for now, Compassion for the Devil seems to be sweeter than love for God. People kill each other for a promised place in heaven (which they have not seen) and for their Gods ( whom they have not met).

If u r one of those who still have not realised this basic fact n believe that i will burn in hell for this blasphemy....i've got one line for u:

Congratulations, Your heads must be up your ass.
or arse for that matter, hail queen?!

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