Monday, December 10, 2007

A little tweak to boost internet speed

AAhhhhhh... this blog hardly seems to have loyal visitors ( coz the first-timers wouldn't bother to come back after exposure to my harsh language n rants).

Wanna get that extra speed??
Here is a tweak for speed mongers:

Goto run> type gpedit.msc > Computer configuration> Administrative templates> Network> Now click on QoS Packet Scheduler ( Morons can read on: a single click on QoS, I've not asked u to expand tht thing)

Now on the right side panel u can find Limit Reservable Bandwidth. U can enable it and set the bandwidth limit % to 0.
Windows XP they say reserves some percentage of ur bandwidth. Did u forget to say THANKS to assholes at my-crow-soft?

NOTE: This tweak works only on Win XP pro, not home.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Believe it or not.....

I was just diggin into my old email n i saw this forward. Facts r really stranger than fiction.

- In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

- In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

- Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick?)

- The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?)

- There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

- In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

- Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

- In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

- In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

- In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam, however)

I dont know who compiled all this data, but whoever it is, i bow to him.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

South Park will be free now.....

Great news people (if anyone is reading)....South Park will be online now n whats more? its freeeeeee...
"MTV Networks, the biggest division of Viacom Inc. has announced plans to make every South Park episode available online for free as part of a plan to make the show available to a larger audience."

MTV to cut down on P2P piracy by offering free South Park downloads

I couldn't ask for more.....