Sunday, August 5, 2007

Scary Farter-4

Farter Mania continues.....

Baldemort now learns about Scarys newly acquired skills. His next mission was to learn a spell that could counter Scary's ability to raise FFISC. He travels far east to learn new skills from the spell masters of the orient. In one of the ancient Ass-magic books he learns of a spell called....hold ur breath.....yessss....."INFLATUS ASSIUS" [5 points if u got it right].

Spell type: INFLATUS ASSIUS
DAMAGE: Inflates the ass....The inflation is to such a degree that the victims asshole gets sealed due to the tightening of butt cheeks. This stops the victim from farting.... wind energy gets stored in the intestines n causes irreversible damage,consequently causing an IMPLOSION in the victim leading to death. The victim craps before he dies.[ Sir Eric Cartman known for his legendary wisdom proved this in south park, btw I've knighted him for his contribution to humanity ass-a-hole ]

Baldemort
realizes that this spell can be very effective against Scarys Spells. [ Scary Trivia: Scarys spell come out of his ass, not his mouth]. Equipped with this spell Baldemort returns to Fagwarts.... He is now ready to face Scary in the final battle, the battle of Assholes (scary) Vs Evil (Baldemort).

[
Note to the mortals:
U r a fan of south park- You get +5
U like Cartman- a bonus 5 .....
U dont like southpark - You will die due to sealed asshole
U have never heard of Southpark.....or even worse, u dont know Cartman- U will die farting n spend an eternity in hell doing the same.
]

References : Southpark-something wall mart this way comes
{
Cartman
: You guys know what? The last thing you do when you die, is crap your pants.
Stan: ...What?
Cartman: Yeah, when you die, your jowels release and crap comes flying out your ass.
Kyle: That is f****** stupid, Cartman!
Cartman: Oh yeah?! I'll bet you five bucks that when you die you crap your pants, asshole!
}

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