Saturday, August 18, 2007

The rise of Assholism: The Internet

The Chaos Maniac speaks on spread of Assholism on the internet.

Assholes dint even spare the internet.....take a look @ this Amy Bruce's chain mail which is of historic importance, the pseudo bitch has been around for quite sometime now.

"Hi, my name is Amy Bruce.I am 7 years old, and I have severe lung cancer from second hand smoke. I also have a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation, has agreed to donate 7 cents for every name on this list. For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have a Heart, please send this. Please, if you are a kind person, send this on."

Yeah....I am sure u must've got a bunch of such AssHolic chain mails. Ever tried to analyze why people send such stupid mails? You can fall into one of these categories:

1] You r an asshole who forwards such email. U never cared to think [ u can't think, assholes cant]. U just forwarded this mail as u were asked to do my this pseudo bitch/bastard like Amy Bruce.

2] You knew this mail was a hoax n u still forwarded it. U r a upcoming asshole. Assholes have sold their wisdom to u n u've bought it with pleasure. Very soon u'll mutate into a fully functional asshole...... Damn it! The list of my allies grows thinner. GFU.

3] You r probably the surviving remnant of Homo superior species. Stay on guard .....

Amy Bruce's chain mail was a example of conventional assholism...... darker days have come now, 21st century has witnessed the rise of Neo-Geeky Assholes. Try this...

"Dear user because of sudden rush of people signing upto orkut is come to an attention that we are vastly running our of resources so with in a week any one who does not receive this scrap will be deleted of our server. We know that you are still using this account We want to find out which users are actually using their orkut accounts so if you are using your then please send this scrap to every orkut user that you can if u do not pass this scrap to anyone then we will delete your account."

for other variants visit:
www.breakthechain.org
www.freelists.org/archives/mit-ac6/07-2003/msg00004.html

This was just a speck of the terror which assholes have unleashed on the internet. I was shocked to learn that good number of my friends n acquaintances were very enthusiastic about spreading such stupid chain mails.....freakin assholes, i hate them, all of them. Believe it or not.... some allegedly smart guys/gals [ scoring very good grades in the college ] forward such crap. This is a testimony to the wise proverb: "An Asshole in Mans clothing".

Eat Shit And Die (ESAD) u bitches/bastards. U deserve to die......

Note: If u've just realized tht u r an asshole then kill yourself without wasting any time. N yeah, Ignore the typos.

Leave your comments behind, u dumb asses......

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